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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

#86 - Week 9 Picks: Halloween Costumes, Chastity Belts & Flip-flopping on Pats-Ravens

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Florio has some Halloween costume takes before he and Simms get to picking every game for Week 9: (0:40) I'll eat some Werther's Originals, be miserable and be happy in my misery." (5:30) TNF: 49ers at Cardinals "There's this hesitation to give the 49ers their due." (10:55) Texans vs Jaguars (in London) "I don't know if this is a team Deshaun Watson can take over against." (16:55) Redskins at Bills "If I knew it was Dwayne Haskins, I might give the Redskins less of a chance." (21:05) Titans at Panthers "Ryan Tannehill may be the Titans starting QB in 2020 if he keeps this up." (26:15) Vikings at Chiefs "Prove me wrong, Kirk Cousins!" (33:40) Jets at Dolphins "Adam Gase will be extra motivated to beat the team that fired him." (38:40) Bears at Eagles "Philadelphia! Doug Pederson!! Run the ^&*#ing ball!!!" (43:10) Colts at Steelers "I feel like Mason Rudolph found something on Monday." (52:35) Lions at Raiders "I don't think I've picked the Raiders to win a game all year." (56:10) Buccaneers at Seahawks "I think Jameis Winston can throw on a below-average pass defense." (1:01:20) Browns at Broncos "The Browns outplayed the Seahawks and were not outclassed by the Patriots." (1:04:45) Packers at Chargers "The Packers offense is borderline unstoppable at this point." (1:08:20) SNF: Patriots at Ravens "I have slight concerns about the Patriots offense." (1:14:00) MNF: Cowboys at Giants "This loss could get the clouds gathering around Pat Shurmur." (1:17:30) Chris likes an upset for one of his Best Bets

Transcript

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0:00.0

More importantly, Halloween, what's your favorite candy?

0:06.1

I'm still a big fan of the caramel cream.

0:08.0

Right.

0:08.4

All old people like that candy, so I get that.

0:10.9

That's your old, and that's an old person candy.

0:13.6

No, it's not an old person candy.

0:15.5

Oh, my God.

0:16.1

Where's the originals are the old person candy.

0:19.1

Oh, yeah, baby. Happy Halloween.

0:22.3

It's me.

0:23.2

It's Florio.

0:24.4

Florio is texting.

0:26.1

Who knows what he was doing?

0:27.9

He's getting inside information.

0:29.7

I don't know.

0:30.9

But what's up, everyone?

0:32.7

Sims, Florio, unbuttoned PFT, PM collaboration.

0:40.7

All right. We're doing pretty good. Happy Halloween, Michael.

0:49.4

What's the last time you dressed up? Oh, hell. I don't know. Long time ago. So long ago that I don't even care to try to figure it out. Actually, I was ordering your Christmas present. I'm getting you a moose

0:53.1

chastity belt. Oh, thank you. I might need one. I might need one. Need to protect that area there.

1:01.2

Since you're calling for penetration lately, okay? Thank you. I regret. I regret starting down that

1:09.9

path already.

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