#85 - What The $&*%! Happened: Browns turnovers, Deshaun Watson heroics & "The dumbest play of the week"
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🗓️ 30 October 2019
⏱️ 89 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I was a good student, not a great student. |
| 0:08.0 | And then I started off as a great student at Texas and progressively got worse once I realized |
| 0:13.0 | I might go to the NFL and figure out the system. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, gosh, see, that's what happens when you're too honest. |
| 0:22.2 | You, uh, comes back to bite you in the ass. Yeah, I was a good student in high school. |
| 0:26.8 | And then I got straight A's my freshman year in college. |
| 0:29.4 | Taking what? Well, some legit classes, like legit. I was trying to like, hey, mom and dad, |
| 0:35.1 | I'm here doing school and hey, Mac Brown. Mac Brown, I'm here doing school. And hey, Mac Brown. |
| 0:38.3 | Mac Brown, I'm studying. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.1 | And then I would say late sophomore year, things started to change. |
| 0:46.2 | Maybe I can play this game. |
| 0:47.6 | I don't have to go to class. |
| 0:48.6 | Yes, yes, definitely. |
| 0:50.1 | Interesting that you bring up college in Texas, wonderful college town Austin. |
| 0:54.9 | Guess what got voted for the second year in a row, the number one college town in America. |
| 0:59.1 | Austin, Texas. |
| 1:00.7 | That's a very good answer. |
| 1:02.1 | Right. |
| 1:02.6 | It's actually Iowa City, Iowa. |
| 1:03.7 | What the fuck? |
| 1:04.7 | That's a challenge flag. |
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