86. The Swollen Mouth of Family

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Gums of pink, are gonna stink / Gums of red, are fonts of dread. Teeth are unwelcome in our parish! Yet, hygiene is a virtue. Ohh, we’re complicated—no easy answers in the Story! You must yeeeearn. Invocation The Washing of Chalms Liturgical Reading: “The Swollen Mouth of Family” Concluding Prayer Grease unto thee. Be sure to check out the newest video on youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

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0:00.0	Everyone, everyone, everyone, please look upon this bathtub.
0:26.6	Yeah, it's a handsome porcelain little pup, you betcha.
0:30.6	Look at how it sloshes with water and bubbles with suds.
0:36.6	Ask yourself, why? Why would we have a bathtub up here on the
0:42.3	hollowed stage of story? It's simple. Today we're going to wash Chalms.
0:57.0	Get back here! Chalms, get back here!
0:58.0	Stop!
1:00.0	Oh, he's so slippery.
1:02.0	Yep, it turns out Chalms, he's been getting stinkier lately.
1:07.0	Almost like he's developing a human stench.
1:12.5	He's a stench chameleon.
1:15.9	Yeah, yeah, that's what you always say.
1:19.5	Me, I think our little boy is just growing up.
1:22.1	You know, it reminds me of a story from... Hey, Brother Reed, would you mind clam it up on the story and giving me a hand?
1:26.1	This rascally boy!
1:29.9	Sure thing, Pastor Andrew.
1:32.4	The story must be told.
1:35.4	The story must be told.
1:43.1	All right, let me just step down here.
1:47.0	Oh, oh, Story, Brother Reed.
1:50.0	Oh, Story.
1:51.0	Brother Reed, your spine is like jelly at weebles and wobbles, yet you don't fall down.
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