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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but it is a key component to Project Mobius, the top
0:09.2	secret comedy mind control initiative of the ear wolf network.
0:12.3	Oh, whoops, it says don't read that part, forget that, forget that.
0:15.7	And it's sponsored by Cars Against Humanity.
0:17.7	If you'd like to give real gifts to your fake friends, send them to Cards Against Humanity
0:21.1	1917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:25.8	Thereof, Arning Ecamp, a Vermilion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:29.7	The folks at Cartel pass them along.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show.
0:53.2	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:55.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
0:57.2	I'm your host Arning Ecamp.
0:58.7	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on.
1:02.2	About a year and a half ago, I kind of lost track honestly.
1:05.4	I don't know exactly how many months, but over a year and a half ago, I fell through
1:09.2	a dimensional portal behind a burger king into the magical, fantastical land of foon.
1:14.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from that burger king through the dimensional
1:18.4	portal and I use it to upload a podcast.
1:20.6	I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the Town of Hogsface,
1:25.9	in the land of foon.
1:27.1	And I'm joined as always by my co-hosts, Sean the King of the Badgers.
1:31.1	Hey there.
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