WORNING! The following podcast should not be taken as scientific evidence of the existence

of other worlds. So don't go mucking around looking into multi-dimensional travel methods

because you'll just end up doing more damage to the barriers between worlds than you would

if it were real, which it's not. Stop talking! But the podcast is really sponsored by

Cards Against Humanity. If you want to send a package to the show, send it to Cards Against

Humanity 1917 North-Ellston, Chicago, Illinois 60642. Care of Arnie Neekam,

Permillion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon. Someone from Cards Against Humanity

will make sure your package reaches the Land of Foon, which doesn't exist. What's up,

Cognitive Dissonance? Enjoy the show!

Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your

host Arnie Neekampe. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this was going on.

About a year and a half ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King

in Chicago, into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm still getting a slight

Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through the dimensional portal, and I use it to upload

a podcast that I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermillion Minotaur, in the

Town of Hogsface, in the Land of Foon. And I'm so excited, I'm so lucky to be joined

by both of my co-hosts, you said-

I am Yusador, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of a fesiest master of light and shadow,

manipulator of magical delights, the Oooooooooooof Chaos, Champion of the Great, holds the

Trockus! The elves know me as Fying Yala Kring,

Yala. The doors know me as Shunnin' in Huk Stenges, and I am known in the Northeast as

Gassamwinius Mastar. And do not fear, but there are other names that if they did find

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