86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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We're back with possibly the most garrulous podcast in existence. Are we using that right? Anyway, help Christine reach her goal of terminal velocity and help Alexander reach his goal of man spreading all over the internet. We promise the experience will be anything but lugubrious! Ok, no, that definitely can't be right. Where's my thesaurus... Subscribe to Alex's YouTube channel to watch his Joe Exotic transformation! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyamOY_uT2j3KM_wDCOSLNQ Buy our brand new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy! Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA Follow Alex on Twitch for Jackbox Games and more! https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written
0:08.4	by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	Hello everybody and welcome to episode 86 of Beach to sandy water to wet. The
0:41.2	podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is
0:45.4	Christine. My name is Alex. Hi everyone. Welcome. This week's happy to have you
0:50.0	here. This week's theme is climbing gyms and Colorado Springs, Colorado. It sure
0:58.3	is. And my challenge from Josie was to find a review where the reviewer
1:02.4	genuinely apologizes for the behavior of who they were with at the place being
1:07.2	reviewed. I had a blast with that one. Really? Oh good. Because they were actually...
1:12.0	Okay, I found one negative one but didn't use it because it was like I don't know.
1:15.8	Would have taken me an hour to get through. So they were all positive instead. Oh
1:20.2	well that's kind of a refreshing. I have an update before we get into climbing gyms.
1:25.2	Good. Then I have an update as well. What's yours? Okay wait, why don't you tell
1:28.9	yours first? Yours is more important. Okay, so for those who don't know we did a
1:34.7	special stream on my Twitch channel for my haircut and made me to look like
1:40.1	Joe Exotic and it was a whole thing. We raised over $2,000 for the LGBTQ Freedom Fund.
1:45.9	So thank you to everyone who donated. It was an incredible time. I had a blast.
1:50.8	Anyway, I created like a someone of a highlight video. It includes a bleaching process that
1:56.1	wasn't shown and it includes footage from the stream. So if you want to watch that you can
2:03.2	subscribe to my new YouTube channel. Now I have one too. We're just kind of spread. I'm spreading
2:10.0	over the place. Man spreading. Man spreading. Man spreading my way through the internet.
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