#86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers.
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom, and hello to... |
| 0:04.6 | Huh? |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard! Presents Broken Simulation! |
| 0:49.0 | Sorry Johnny Woodard, and whoever's available outside a home depot. |
| 0:55.0 | Yes, thank you for picking me up Johnny, it's always a pleasure. |
| 0:59.4 | I'm very excited to be on this hot show that a bunch of people on YouTube listen to, but nobody else. |
| 1:06.4 | Wait, what do you mean by that? |
| 1:08.4 | It just seems like we hit a number and it just stops cold. |
| 1:11.4 | Oh, on YouTube, yeah. |
| 1:12.4 | And on Instagram. |
| 1:14.4 | What do you... |
| 1:15.4 | Oh, you're having complaints about this? |
| 1:17.4 | I'm having a lot of complaints, Johnny. |
| 1:19.4 | Your Instagram was... |
| 1:20.4 | I'm dropping fire. |
| 1:21.4 | I mean, I looked at my Instagram, today I go, it is so funny. |
| 1:25.4 | And I guess I got nothing. |
| 1:28.4 | You see, she's innovating. |
| 1:31.4 | I don't know if you've noticed. |
| 1:32.4 | Yeah, I used to make in front of hot special people. |
| 1:34.4 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:35.4 | And like super overweight chicks that... |
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