How long gone, it is a Thursday afternoon.

It is a Thursday afternoon. I'm still in Florida. It's pouring like God himself is mad. I don't know what to do. I had to drive in it and it was terrifying. People were turning their flashers on. Everybody here is old as fuck so they can't be trust on the roads it's i'm glad to be indoors talking to you okay

i'm looking at the weather right now precipitation we're looking at 95 thunder is in the area and you do

have a coastal flood warning in effect hey you know what jason this is great it's even less reason

for me to leave this laptop and all of these transcripts I have

sitting in a stack next to me. When's the last time you went to a, when's the last time you went to

like a Staples or an Office Depot to print something? I'm sure it's been quite a while for you.

So long ago. I don't, I can't remember the last time I needed to print something, I guess ever.

Okay. Well, I had to print hundreds of pages yesterday, low hundreds. Really? For your little book or whatever? Yeah, but I was like, oh, whatever, I'll do it when I get to Florida. It's no big deal. It'll be easier. So I, you know, I pull up. Of course, the staples is located next to an Aldi, my least favorite grocery store on earth.

Smell like broken here. It smell like broken here. So I go to the staples. I'm like, hey, you know, I used to do this all the time. I used to make hardcore flyers and duplicate them. You know, I know how the system works. I go to the desk. I'm like, hey, I just want to print some stuff. and they're like, oh, you thought?

We don't do that here.

Just go over to the printer,

and it'll have the instructions for it. I'm like, hey, I just want to print some stuff. And they're like, oh, you thought we don't do that here.

Just go over to the printer and it'll have the instructions for you.

So much like at the airport now where you have to tag your own bag, they're basically like, you need to email the PDFs to this address and then we'll send you a code.

And then you enter that code in on the screen of

the printer and then you'll be charged for your prints okay self checkout by yeah i i just didn't know

i didn't know we had gotten there because these two fucking you know coastal fat asses were sitting

there with their you know just looking at me like, I was fucking crazy.

And I was like, you know what, guys?

Coastal fat ass. It wouldn't be, it wouldn't hurt for you to get up and walk around a little bit and help me with this if I'm keeping it a buck. And then I had to, I had to ask for some paper clips. And it was like, it was like this bitch was on life support. I was literally, I asked her for paper clips

that she breathed out

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