Beautiful. That's good. Who was? Did you kick the last one off Jackson? No I think I did.

I think so yeah I think Andrew did. I'll kick this one off. Hello everyone welcome to this week's episode of the official podcast. It's your four typical boys Jackson Andrew Charlie and Kaya this week we are joined by

Noch or Marcus as as his name entails how's it going? Hello I was such a friendly hello right there like a

classroom friend I was walking down the hallways. You sound like Baloo. It's going good. I was struggling with the

the audio setup for I think might work. Yeah what is working? It seems like it seems like it was quite the

struggle before this podcast Marcus had never used an audio interface like this before and you went out and he bought the

latest and greatest in technology and that shit was a herculean task to get set up so big thanks for the he invested in six

startups just to get here. Marcus you had never even used a computer before this podcast right? No actually I mean my

craft on the computer oh fuck what yeah you made my craft yeah just to get on our show that's crazy just

yes just to get on your show so I can like paint that today's sponsor I know you're excited about today's

advertisers but it's a little early into those I can't hear I was shaving while listening to the audio book

perfect we also have a mattress and a watch to sell you later oh my god our ads have really superseded the

show. People come on the show just to promote our ads ads and jerking off he's yeah I mean he's

right that's how that's how we were all brought together today in this the ceremonious gathering of

friends on Twitter we had a very public discussion about masturbation so why don't you take it away Marcus

with an interesting masturbatory tale that you can share with us. Oh I'm Swedish is very impressed

very I think the stranger ones he called the cops but yeah that's about it. Wait wait you masturbated

the stranger and he called the cops. Now it's mostly joke off the stranger Andrew yeah like you're

gonna sit on your hand like not the not the recreational sitting but the numbing sitting and then you

try to talk off of that but like I once woke up and I'm sleeping on both my hands or arms they're

both completely dead and numb when I try to answer my phone was ringing was very difficult masturbating

is about equally difficult but it's numb. So wait wait wait wait wait you woke up you were like

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