Hello and welcome to the official podcast. There's a lot of podcasts on the internet, but they're all fake

imitators. They're for small children and dumb adults.

We're here today with the four men that you've grown to know and love and love to grow with

Jackson, Kaya, Charlie, and myself, Andrew. We are also joined with Eric from internet comment

at a kid. Why don't you go ahead and give us a rundown on what you do, Eric?

What's up, Playboys? Well, uh, oh shit. Wait, I

was supposed to prepare a statement. Yes. Make it up in the spot. Funny man. If you look at the

script, you'll see exactly what we want you to say. Oh, okay. Eric is a soy boy cuckoo. Wait a

second. That's not cool, guys. Eric, you wrote the script. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay,

Eric is a soy boy cuckoo. People had to leave better comments online ranging from soy boys to

NSA. He teaches you how to leave proper and respectful comments online. Why, you guys wrote a good one

there. So it's like you're just ready to Wikipedia articles. Really? Yeah. It's weird. It was the JFK

assassination Wikipedia article. So, boys, the easy topic that we can talk about because all of us

seemed to have experienced with this. It's too fucking hot outside. Let's discuss this. Oh,

I like that. I like that. It's probably way too fucking hot outside. Let's go ahead and let

let's let the superstar take control because Eric is quite literally in the middle of a wildfire

as he's recording us according to insider information. I live near the Griffith Observatory and

there's a two-acre fire going on there right now. I just dropped my car. So this is the

course. You know all this information. No, it's not. Shut up. Well, there's your fire report from

the man on the field. They're out there in Griffith Park. That shit's on fire. You know, it really

doesn't. I don't get phased by fires here anymore. Like whenever there's news about fire, I

like I walked outside. I saw this giant plume of smoke that was close enough that I could see

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