humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land

but as darkness grows the flame of hope grows dimmed who shall rekindle the fire who shall save us do you just get me? Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

Do you just get off on this?

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight, we have Ben who plays Scrag.

Hello.

Scott who plays Margain.

The pumpkin's call me snookum shnosh.

Matt, who plays Aramel?

That's not a dagger in my pocket.

Stephanie who plays Denius. Ahoy, hoi, ho. Stephanie, who plays Denius?

Ahoy, hoi.

And Kyle, who plays Utax?

Somebody once told me, the world is going to roll me.

God damn it.

Oh, shit.

Let's just hope that's the only one.

Get used to it.

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