humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages thought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land

but as darkness grows the flame of hope grows dim who shall rekindle the fight? Who shall save us?

It's on like Donkey Kong.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Table Chop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight we have Kyle who plays Utax. They have a plan, but not a clue.

Ben who plays Scrag. Hello. Scott who plays Margain. Does anyone remember where I am on this

blasted list? Stephanie who plays Denius.

Ahoy, hoi, ho. And Matt, who plays Aramel.

That's not a dagger in my pocket.

It's getting like creepy sensual.

Like, even more so.

You're just getting quieter now.

That one broke back.

Yeah. Like you're alone in a hallway with someone. you're all the way down, and you're like,

that's not a dagger in my pocket.

I've chosen not to engage with it.

It's pretty creepy.

So I think it's pretty hilarious how you guys react to it.

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