It is Tuesday, August 29th, 2017, and this is episode 85 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by Carl's Crowbars.

Carl's crowbars knows that it is your God-given right to haul gallons of shampoo back

home from any paid hotel stay.

He and his team of work release program members will deliver crow bars to any resort that

are guaranteed to easily separate shampoo dispensers from the shower wall while pulling off no more

than two square feet of bathroom tile for an easy fit in your luggage. Carl will also provide you

with a notarized witness affidavit stating that the shampoo dispenser was missing when you checked in.

To get a discount when you reserve your crowbar at the same time

that you also reserve one of Carl's flatbed trucks that can fit an entire resort room's worth

of TVs and wall art, plus two queen-sized beds, visit them on the web at www.it isn't nailed down.

Go.com.

This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always is my co-host, Jeremy. Are you back?

I'm back. Excellent.

Always here to be with you. Nothing better to do.

It's a sad testament.

What is a happy thing is an iTunes review.

We got one, and it was very complimentary and wonderful to read.

So big thank you to IUGen 94.

Excellent.

Thank you, IUGen 94. We really appreciate it. We also want to thank you to IUGen 94. Excellent. Thank you, IUGen 94.

...