Welcome to Totalis Rankium.

This week, Augustulus. Hey!

Hello and welcome to Roman Emperor's Totalis Rankium. I am Jamie.

And I'm Rob ranking all the emperors from Augustus to Augustulus.

And this is episode 85 Augustulus. Oh! Did it, Jamie? We reached the end. Well, maybe I'm being more optimistic. We've got to get to the end of the episode. You never know what might happen. Something could happen, but it's looking good. It's looking very good. It's looking like we're going to actually get to the end. We've got batteries for this. Yeah. The microphones plugged in. Yeah. We've got the Champagne. We have got Champagne from the region of Champagne. Yeah. Two for one offer at Co-off as well. Nice. Okay. Are we going to break it open now and sip on our champagne whilst we talk about... Oh yeah. It'sy. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Can I ever open these things? No. I might edit down how long it takes you to open the bottle of champagne, depending on how embarrassing it is. Day 32. The foil is removed. Okay, I've removed the foil. The foil is off. You're twisting the metal. Twisty thing. Twisty thing. Does that have a name? Cork stopper. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like a little hat. It's like a little hat. Yeah. Okay, that's off. Oh, I can smell of burning of those problems. Yeah, that'll have a go.

No, here we go, here we go, here we go.

You ready, listeners?

Still ready?

That cook's coming out any day now.

Maybe by series two.

We'll be there.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay. We'll be there Oh Oh, oh, oh Oh Oh

Yeah

Oh

Is that a dent in your ceiling?

I think it might be

That was

Oh, that was at your face

Oh, that would not be pleasant

But hopefully this will be.

Yes, I will have some champagne. Thank you very much.

...