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How Long Gone

844. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from the hotel moments before a wedding in Sicily. We chat about an upsell dessert in the Italian countryside, tutto limone at The River Cafe, The Clipse performing live at The Vatican, the Tiny Desk stagedive, we tuck into Zoe and Harry now that we're a few weeks in, Oasis in LA, Kirk's shooter dry snitched on his self, Chris enlightens Jason about the Brooks Naderverse, and on the heels of even more SNL cast changes, we fantasize a world where Druski is their newest member. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How long gone. It's Chris Black and Jason Stewart. We are in Italy.

0:25.8

Sicilia. I don't know what city or what we're in. We're in we're in we're on the island of Sicily.

0:32.3

Yeah. Off the coast of Italy. We are in a town called Scopelo. That's right. Okay. Which is outside of Palermo.

0:41.2

Okay. Yesterday I am. On the northwest side of the island. Okay. Wow. Okay. Carmen San Diego.

0:48.3

Thank you for all that info. I'm mapped up, bro.

0:51.4

Don't fuck with me. I'm mapped up right now. Don't be holding a treasure.

0:55.1

I learned about,

0:56.3

I got to see a little bit of Palermo yesterday

0:58.6

because I,

1:00.6

when I landed from London,

1:03.9

after a connection in Rome,

1:05.8

I got into a cab and told and physically showed the driver the address to where we were going.

1:14.5

And I obviously put my headphones on, started listening to a podcast, watching some reels.

1:21.2

Then I pull up the Google Maps app, just see where we're at, how much time we get left.

1:25.3

And the driver has gone 30 minutes in the wrong direction into the

1:28.2

city of palermo oh and then he tries to explain to me in italian that the road that our hotel on

1:36.0

goes far he's like oh i'm like yeah bro but i showed you the fucking number i know roads can go far

1:42.8

he was saying instead of going left,

1:45.8

heading west to your hotel along the coast, why don't we head east? And then it is an island.

1:52.1

So eventually it will loop around all the way. That literally is I was like, bro, it says turn around.

1:57.7

And he kept trying to argue with me. And then I was like, I think I know where I'm going. Yeah. I was like, I'm not going to argue with me and then i was like i think i know where i'm going

2:01.4

yeah i was like i'm not going to argue with this guy because i feel like if i get too mad and i'm like

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