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Kristen, CHILL OUT.

#84 Sex, Therapy and Fart Jokes Are(n't) Funny

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Mike Carano is BACK and joining Kristen for his 4th episode. They talk about pressing topics like not wanting to be awkward in meaningful moments, like sex and how much is sucks to screw up at therapy. They also get into losing something you love, what it's like to feel pleasure again after being depressed for so long and when to use the grocery divider thingy at the check out. Please subscribe, rate and share the show with a friend! Instagram: @mikecarno, @kristencarney, @kristenandchillpodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Kristen and Chill.

0:12.2

I did it again.

0:13.2

I started out by saying, welcome to mentally chill.

0:16.5

But I stopped and started over.

0:18.5

Last time I could have stopped and started over as well, but I wanted to

0:21.3

show off my lack of thinking. But this time, lack of thinking twice in a row didn't really want to show

0:30.3

that off. But yet I'm still showing it off somehow because I'm starting off by calling it out.

0:35.0

That's one thing I do all the time. I call things out that I don't need to call

0:38.5

out. No one needs to know this information. Everyone could have just thought that I started the show

0:44.1

correctly, but I had to point out my flaws. Why do I do this? I don't know. I probably do know why.

0:50.8

I just, you know, too hard to undo. This is who I am. So welcome to the show. I am

0:56.9

really happy because today we have a guest that has been on several times before. He's the most

1:02.8

neurotic person I know. You know him. You love him. Mike Carrano, everybody. I'm so glad he's back

1:08.5

on the show because I was out in L.A. and got to tape with him.

1:11.3

And the show is about an hour and 20 minutes or so. But the amount of hours that we actually talk,

1:16.5

not recording is really ludicrous, actually. And I don't really use that word often, unless I'm

1:22.3

listening to him. Which, by the way, I guess I'll share this with you guys when i had a crush on this guy in a band

1:32.3

when i was young they were opening for ludicrous and him and i had emailed back and forth a few

1:37.8

times and my response to him opening for ludicrous was wow that's ludicrous and i think that's probably why

1:47.2

he's married to someone else and has children and is happy elsewhere but anyway mike and i can talk for

1:52.8

hours and hours and hours and hours if someone was in the room with us they'd pray for an asteroid

1:56.8

to hit earth immediately it's it can be very, but hopefully this hour and 20 minutes isn't

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