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Hey Riddle Riddle

#84: Riddle Me Shakespeare

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode comes courtesy of Damian and their submitted Shakespearean movie quotes! And, oh, the places we go. We go to war, explore the great depths of space, audition for the best movie ever created, help a pugilist with their reputation, PLUS we meet a couple of sentient scoreboards that are sure to become fan favorites. All that and another trip to the Sandbox! Want to get YOUR riddle read on the show? Submit it to [email protected]! Happy #WiddleWednesday

Starring:

Adal Rifai

John Patrick Coan

Erin Keif

Editing by: 

Casey Toney

Theme by: 

Arne Parrott

Logo by: 

Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

Hey, um, sorry, why don't you just have us have a seat. Uh, Aaron, Aaron, uh, and

0:44.8

James and I want to talk to you. Um, sorry, this is hard as your host as your podcast

0:49.5

host. This is hard, but we, we're looking under your bed and we found some, uh, riddles.

0:54.6

Now we're not bad. We're not mad. And you didn't have anything wrong. Disappointed. We're

0:59.1

more disappointed than that. Disappointed than that. We're more disappointed than mad. Um,

1:03.3

there are no good riddles. Don't be embarrassed. Yeah. Or if you want to do riddles, do them

1:07.4

with us. And if you have questions, we want you to ask. Yeah. And I hope you're using

1:13.1

protection. Yeah. I hope you're using protection. And if you want to talk about anything, email

1:17.6

us at hrr podcast at gmail.gov. No weird sex stuff. Just riddles. Just riddles. And if you're

1:23.3

thinking about trying and doing riddles, honestly, I'd rather you do them at home. Yeah. We

1:27.9

would just just drive all over town. That's what I said just moments ago. With riddles and

1:33.1

just reiterate. And I just, I'm, and I'm going to be the first to say this, if you're going

1:36.8

to do riddles, we would rather you do them. Okay. I already said that. Um, but we love you.

1:42.0

We love you. So we're just a little bit disappointed that you're doing riddles because riddles

1:45.3

are bad. And they support you. Yes. And we love you. We support you. But we'll never be

1:49.2

able to see you the same way again. If that makes sense. Yes. That does make sense. So

1:53.9

riddles are bad here. Is some porn? Here's some cooking. And we would put the cooking

2:02.4

on the porn. And then drink a beer. Okay. No more redels. Have fun. Have safe. Have

2:09.3

safe. Clean safe. And JPC, are you old man puzzles today? And I'm your dad, JPC. We have

2:16.6

to introduce yourselves. I'm your dad, JPC. I'm your lamp, Aaron. And I'm your uncle

2:23.0

Kittie Cat. Battle, bye. Yes. Everyone does this podcast is hosted by JPC, Aaron and Kittie

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