This is a head gum podcast.

Hey guys, it just came in. What are we doing? Nothing.

We're just too guys big. You love it here.

We're doing it in the Swedish-Chef boys. It's almost like Benny and June but we make the potatoes kiss.

It's almost like Harold and Maud except we make the potatoes kiss.

Hello.

Hello and welcome to Heyward over to a podcast and three parts.

The first part is insanity. The second part we get our shit together and we do the real show.

The third part is plugs. I'm Adorify. I'm JPC.

And I'm Erin Keefe. And the insanity, the getting your shit together and the plugs.

Yeah and you're all idiots. Why did you point to my hair when you said plugs?

I pointed to you for all three. We like that, right? We like calling our audience members or listeners.

Yeah they love it too. Good. It's official. You're idiots.

Well technically you can only be irradiate if you go on to patreon.com.

Heyward over to and give us one dollar a month. And then you get to be irradiate and you get to read our newsletter.

Yeah then you can get the tattoo into the secret society. Learn the dance.

Hey people have Heyward over to tattoos and it is wild. It's very wild.

I have a question. Can we come up for names of fans who are not really fans but their partners or spouses are.

So they're forced to listen to us in the car.

Future divorces. What is what? What are words?

Patience?

Yeah. There are patience.

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