Page 94, the Private Eye podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and I'm here with Ian Hizzlock,

the magazine's editor, Helen Lewis and Matt Muir.

We're going to be talking about the latest news in all sorts of areas shortly.

And in the second half of the show, we'll be talking to my colleague Heather Mills

about a really fascinating scandal,

the stem cell scandal at the Royal Free.

She's been writing about recently.

But first, I gather we have an apology.

It's actually not an apology from me, I should say.

Solomon Hughes claimed that you, Ian,

were entirely responsible for the turn of the week feature

and had, in fact, made it ruder than he'd initially wanted it to be.

Yes, I mean, Solomon assumes I go away for one episode of the podcast says,

he wanted to call it discharge of the week and make it a serious environmental story.

And I just said, I wanted it to be turn of the week

and I want a picture of whichever head of the waterboard it is

with a turned emoji. Now, that bit is true,

but I'm just saying other people thought it was funny as well.

And to put a picture of, say, Heidi Motram, who was the head of Northumbrian water,

next to a turned emoji and say, Heidi Motram pictured left,

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