Imagine it's AD 34, the year of our Lord 34.

Our Lord Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins.

He rose again on the third day.

He ascended into heaven.

He sent the Holy Ghost down upon the church in it's a year later.

And let's say you're in the Roman government.

You're in Jerusalem and you go to St. Peter.

He's the first Pope.

And you say Peter, I'm baptized.

I came into the church, recognize you.

You're the lead apostle.

You're the supreme pontiff in the church.

But here's the deal.

I really think people should kill babies.

That's my jam.

People elect me and support me because I'm all about killing babies.

And I want, I spend my time, I spend my energy, I make speeches defending the right so-called

of people to kill babies.

In fact, I even collect taxes from people and I take the tax money that I collect from

people and I use the tax money to kill babies.

So Peter, I just wanted to know if it's cool if I just keep receiving communion on my

Catholic and good standing.

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