It's the Harlanai Way.

Oh yeah, that was my like track announcer voice.

Pretty cool, huh? No? No.

Okay, let's just get going. What am I doing?

Hey everybody, welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I'm the host of said Highway, Harlan Williams.

Thank you for being here.

What a Turkish delight! It's just so delightful to have you here, darlings.

Great show today.

The Parsley Papers, oh my God, you know the the cutting edge parsley papers where Charles Parsley asked the most direct and provocative questions of anybody in the news industry.

Charles Parsley will be talking to Hillary Clinton about

her recent loss in the presidential bid to become president and a riveting

conversation that to Parsley Papers, also some crazy news stories.

Normally I just do one crazy news story, but I decided like I found three really kind of nutty news stories.

So I'm going to barrage you with a few crazy news stories.

And then later in the show towards the end,

me doing live stand-up comedy, kind of an eclectic set. I did kind of an intimate

little room down by the ocean in Santa Monica, California, and kind of let the environment play into my set so little stand-up treat for you hope you enjoy

because this is the Harlan highway

Sit down strap, and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

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