Oh, groovy baby, groovy. Welcome to the Harlan Highway, which is always groovy, I think, I hope.

I am your host Harlan Williams here at the Harlan Highway. Thank you for being here. We have a great show for you today, but don't we always?

Today I got to lay in a little bit to all these actors. I'm just sick of the actors that keep doing these public

service messages on TV and trying to tell us how to think and how to be political and who to vote for and oh my God it's just making me

sick so I'm going to comment on that towards the end of the show also a weird thing I don't you remember the SARS epidemic there's a

weird thing going on at the airports that's getting me a little freaked out a

little creeped out so I'm going to talk about that because it's getting under my

skin almost literally and it's weird and then you know to help us get through the

cold cold winter that we're currently

immersed in a very very wonderful writer flowery romanticist will be here Samuel E. Quelk with some of his heartwarming soul

warming letters and musings he will read them out loud to hopefully put a

little warmth in our hearts during this cold time of the year so let's go this is the Harland Highway

Sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

No!

No!

I didn't bargain for this.

Oh yes, you did.

Chikkikkha, Chikka Chikka Chikka,

main, baby.

And the creature from all the space.

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