In this episode, so you really want to bulk. Do you really? Do you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to bulk? Want to get huge? Want to get swole? Let's talk about it, biche.

The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. The bacon is sizzling. Welcome to the Daily Swole.

Test, test, test.

Testing, testing, test, test, test, test, test.

Testing, test Ickles.

Testing, test Icles.

Harry Balzac.

Test Ickles.

Welcome everyone to episode 833 of the Daily Mother Swo. The most muscular swole cast, beard cast, broadcast, gain cast, man cast, pimcast, sleeves cast, oh, and the sleigh cast in the realm because when I flex you flex, we all flex our biceps, our biceps, our biceps. What's going on, everyone? What's going on, you freaking swoleholes? Swole whole nation. What up, Beaches? What up, Beaches? What's going on? Everyone? What's going on? You freaking swole holes. Swole whole nation. What up,

Beeshes? What up Beaches? What's going on? Happy Friday. Remember, it's clean dick Friday. So everyone, watch, wash your peepees. Wash your wee. No dirty dicks. No dirty dicks. If you're, if you're only a Facebook person, you're like, what the hell is he

talking about dirty dicks for? Why is there a huge sign on the wall behind me that says no dirty

dicks? Well, let me tell you. We've been talking about junk food a lot lately. And I've been

slamming on everyone for consuming garbage food because you have a choice. You're an adult male or female. Okay, no judgment

there. Not only can you not choose that, but you are what you are. So whether or not you have a dick,

you can still understand that because whether you have a dick, you either have a clean dick or a dirty

dick. And if you're a female, you either have a dirty dick or a

clean dick in your mouth. I mean, guys too. I mean, everyone has some kind of interaction with a

dick in some way or another. So the point of that was you wouldn't put a dirty dick in your mouth.

We talked about this yesterday, I believe it was. You wouldn't put a dirty dick in your mouth. You wouldn't. Or maybe you would. I mean, let's just talk about, let's assume that it's not a good thing. Let's assume that it's not a good thing to put a dirty dick in your mouth. You would not do that. The same way you wouldn't, you shouldn't eat processed chemical food. It's the same thing as a dirty dick. Eating artificial

foods is a dirty dick. Only you're not digesting a dirty, well, all right, it depends

on how far you want to take this. But with the food, it becomes part of your body. It becomes

part of you. Your fuel is everything. So we're talking nutrition today. We're talking

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