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the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name

is Christine and my name is Alex. Welcome. Welcome. This is episode 83 zoos in

Norway. You know, you know, that really normal thing that people say. Yeah, that

phrase that's, you know, tossed around day to day all the time. What's your

favorite attraction? Oh, you know, zoos in Norway. Yeah, have you ever been to

zoo in Norway? That's its own tourist attraction. Yeah, yeah, that was it. And

then my challenge, it was sent in by Jen who works at the Chicago diner and Jen

says find people who are upset that they ate vegan food at a vegan restaurant.

Love it. And I got to say Alexander, tell me this is this was easy breezy. All of it.

All of it. I like started research last night and I was like, I'm going to be

up so late. And I was because I was watching queer eye once I had already finished

my notes. So I was like, holy crap. That's so weird because I was up late watching

bowling for Columbine. It's kind of like we were watching the same. Pretty much. Yeah.

The same soundtrack at least. Oh God. Well, actually, yeah, the soundtrack was pretty good.

Anyway. Yeah. So we, I guess, I mean, listen, I don't know. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah.

You were worried about, you were worried about how hard it would be, but it was surprisingly easy.

It was very breezy. Easy breezy. Bathers me. But I'm like, it bothers me that people would

complain so much about that. But I look forward in a, I cautiously look forward to what you have to say.

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