83: 83. David Gborie

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Comedian, card counter, and elite passenger, David Gborie, joins the executive buffet for some true tales of the life's underbelly and dirty south memory trip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Roger.
0:02.0	Okay, I think you're pulling the wrong one.
0:07.0	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:11.0	And we're still a little bit left in the, okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:16.0	Okay.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:18.0	No.
0:19.0	No. You know what? Hey? Okay. I'm just, okay, I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:38.5	And we're doing it.
0:40.3	Hi.
0:41.8	Welcome to the podcast.
0:43.3	This is how it's going to start. The show. That old machine for that book For them
0:54.4	Fisle Fife for that bitch
0:59.0	Do you believe he says that?
1:02.3	Does he say that?
1:03.5	He calls her a bitch.
1:05.6	Is he calling her bitch?
1:07.2	Or is he like, I'm going to Melchelle
1:08.8	fight for that other bitch.
1:11.4	I never thought one that way. Is that the, oh, that's the only way. I thought it was, you know what I mean? Like, let's say you were like good at basketball and I was like, oh man, I'm gonna Johnny Pemberton that bitch today. You know, I'm gonna LeBron that shit or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Johnny Pelican is not an end that you're using the basketball court very much.
1:30.2	You're not who? LeBron that shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Johnny Tomlinson is not a man, but if you're using the basketball court very much. You know what, to be honest?
1:33.1	To be perfectly honest, to be honest, I can throw a free throw like a motherfucker.
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