81: 81. Nick Kroll

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

A mega long-time-in-coming full spectrum session with the amazingly prolific gentleman comedian Nick Kroll. The depths of previously uncharted absurdity are explored along with an explanation of the nature of music in public. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	When you save on auto insurance for driving safe with USAA Safe Pilot, you'll feel like a big deal.
0:07.1	Even in the traffic jam.
0:09.6	Save up to 30% with USAA Safe Pilot.
0:12.6	Restrictions apply.
0:16.3	Roger.
0:18.7	You're thinking this show.
0:20.8	Okay, I think it's pulling the wrong one.
0:24.2	Okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:27.1	And we're still a little bit left in the...
0:30.0	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:32.3	Okay.
0:34.3	No.
0:36.5	Say what?
0:48.0	What? Hi, I'm going to pull the wrong.
0:52.6	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now. And we're still... Hi!
0:56.2	Welcome to the podcast!
0:57.4	This is how it's going to start.
1:01.7	Gunshots from the area.
1:03.8	Bombs are exploding.
1:06.3	Thunder and lightning drives you insanely.
1:09.7	There's no way to escape the destructive terror of the hellish robot as his lasers pierce your breath.
1:17.6	I see you have your computer linked to the telephone line.
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