#82 - I'm a Pirate and Wil Anderson
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4.8 • 973 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2012
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you took... |
| 0:02.0 | Well, the weather outside is frightful. |
| 0:07.0 | If you took it... |
| 0:07.5 | I know you find me delightful. |
| 0:09.0 | If you found a dead seal. |
| 0:11.0 | Griffonis, griffonis, griffonis, griffonis. |
| 0:15.0 | Say... |
| 0:17.0 | That was... |
| 0:18.0 | No, you don't, you can't... |
| 0:19.0 | Say... |
| 0:20.0 | It was a Christmas punch. That's fucked up. It was a Christmas punch. You can't say you gotta say something it was a Christmas punch |
| 0:21.6 | that's fucked up the Christmas punch you can't Charlie horse me in front of a friend |
| 0:25.2 | have you been having have you been saying something how don't you verbally now you can |
| 0:28.6 | answer this question now you can answer this question hey Cundelope |
| 0:31.1 | hey shut it up I'm in a jolly mood for the holidays you can answer this question what |
| 0:34.8 | have you had the Christmas punch you have so. So. I did taste it. If you were... I found it unappealing. You pull up on your boat to appear. And there's a dead seal. It's gone. It had its time. It lived old age. It's fat. It's big. Can I ask you a question? It just expired. Why am I on a boat? |
| 0:55.8 | Nobody fucking knows because you were out there doing horrible things to people on a boat. |
| 1:00.6 | You take people out and you do unexplainable. On a sweater cruise. You're on one of your |
| 1:06.0 | sweater cruises where you take people out and you show them different sweaters in the middle of the ocean. |
| 1:10.7 | It's great. People love it. All five people enjoy the fuck out of it. |
| 1:17.6 | So you come back from your sweater cruise and there's a dead seal and you don't know what to do so you get a bunch of pair of wax and you encase it in wax. |
| 1:27.8 | That's how nobody knows why you do what you do. |
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