#81 - Patton Oswalt and Drop Some Bass

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2012

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave invite Patton Oswalt back into the closet and discuss Camp Freddy Music by Steve Hearne

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0:00.0	Alright, we're recording and I'm gonna sing my song anyway. I don't give a shit
0:04.8	I got my dick out you got your dick out everyone's got the dick out three dicks in a circle
0:09.8	Three dicks in a row you know that one right I know that the guest isn't supposed to talk no talking
0:13.6	No talk this is well no shut your fucking mouth okay oh there are there I am a chugn't never not funny
0:20.5	As a child I'm in the Seattle area we I'm in the Seattle area. We have family in the Seattle area. It's wet. It's winter. It's cold in Seattle. Is this the thing where you describe something horrible and then you say... And then I see... And then I see Patton. Naked. Because I did one. I want to do one. Go ahead. No, why don't you take over the fucking show? I don't mean to take over, I'm just really excited. And now a classic American gas bag.
0:21.8	All right, yeah. No, why don't you take over the fucking show?
0:37.8	I don't mean to take over.
0:38.4	I'm just really excited.
0:39.1	And now a classic American gas bag.
0:40.8	All right.
0:41.3	All right.
0:42.7	Okay, hang on.
0:43.6	I don't calm down because I get really excited.
0:45.3	Here we go.
0:46.5	I got my dick out.
0:47.6	See, if you're going to do it, Pat, I got my dick out. You got your dick out three dicks in a row. It's a Christmas dick.
0:55.5	Triangle.
0:57.2	A guy takes shit on the ground and the poop is walking through. Oh, sorry. I get really excited. I get, I rush it. Can I do it again? Yeah. Let me do it again. You haven't done it once. All right. No, I'm going to try it again. Okay. Okay, ready?
0:51.2	Yep.
0:52.1	Okay.
0:54.4	Guy, farts, blood is...
0:56.6	Oh, shoot. This, I get, I love the things you do and I get really excited. Let me try again. Ready? Here we go. I got it. I got it. Here we go. Tell me to, tell me to, let me clear my head. Just tell me to go and I'll have it. I'll have it. Okay, and go. Walking the cunt.
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