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0:00.0	The following podcast is faker than that butter product that inspires so many crises of faith amongst human life forms.
0:11.0	But it continues to be sponsored by our benevolent corporate overlords at Cards Against Humanity.
0:17.0	If you'd like to saw off a body part and send it to the show, mail it to Cards Against Humanity 1917 North-Eleston Chicago Illinois 60642.
0:27.0	Care of Fat Shaggy Vermilion Minotaur Town of Hogsface Land of Foon.
0:32.0	Yes, the care of is normally at the top and now it's at the bottom.
0:36.0	There are other dimensions, but that's the hill you're going to die on.
0:39.0	G's Louise. And now enjoy the show.
0:58.0	Hello from the Magic Cavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host Arne E. Kemp.
1:09.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, I am now going to explain the premise of the show.
1:14.0	About a year and a half ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:21.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from that burger king through the dimensional rift and I use that to upload a podcast that I've been using.
1:26.0	I upload a podcast that I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of Foon.
1:34.0	And it's a very special night here at the Vermilion Minotaur. It's a special event.
1:39.0	People have been looking forward to this for weeks and weeks. And my co-host Chant the King of the Bander's can probably explain it better than I can.
1:46.0	Bloodbong. Bloodbong.
1:49.0	Yes, right. It's decided between Bloodbong and Bingblood.
1:52.0	Oh, Bingblood. I kind of like Bingblood.
1:54.0	So, you can introduce me again.
1:55.0	Okay. And I'm joined as always by my co-host.
1:58.0	Bingblood. Bingblood.
1:59.0	Yeah, welcome. It's another Chump for the React over.
2:02.0	Yeah, Chump for the React over. This is a charity event that you run every year.
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