The following podcast is not real, but it is a humble, shriveled leaf in the mighty

podcasting oak known as tongue wasp. Whoops, ear wolf. And it continues to be sponsored

by cards against humanity. If you like to send something to Arnie, use it or enchant,

put it in a box, seal it up tight, and then throw it out into the street and just pretend

it got there. Meanwhile, here's this address for no reason.

Cards against humanity, 1917 North-Elsden Chicago, Illinois, 60642. Care of Arnie

Neekam, Vermillion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, land of food. And now here this.

Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host

Arnie Neekampe. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is the stuff that

you need to know about a year and a half ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind

a Burger King into the magical, fantastical land of food. Luckily I'm still getting a

slight Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King through the dimensional rift and I use that

to upload a podcast that I record every week here in the Tavern, the Vermillion Minotaur,

in the Town of Hogsface, in the land of food. And I'm joined as always by my buddies,

by my co-hosts, Chant the King of the Badgers. Zibzabzop. Zibzabzop? Is that another one

of your new catchphrases? No, I'm just making stuff up. Just saying, you're just descending

and doing gibberish words. Just having fun. Just having fun. Yeah. Is that how you're just

wandering around town? I'm having fun with my mouth making words up. That's exactly what

I just walk around and then my mouth takes a certain shape and I'm just like, oh, it was

all, I'm just like, there's a thing. There's a phrase. And I'll write it for a little bit

and then if I get tired of it, I'll step off and get a new phrase. I'll write that for

a little bit. Sure. Have you had a favorite new word or phrase that you've come up with recently?

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