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Greetings everybody it's Monday March 18th and we've got some Chappa coming at

you Felix and I are joined today by a good friend you may or know from such

podcast as episode one and fortune kit or such bands as solips. It's the man

he does it all he's joining us from the stew right now. Charles Austin. How's it going?

Can't complain, you know? To be here in the trap house. You guys need to do that more often of like coming up as the Chappo Challenge here in the

trap house like really lean into that you know?

Well I said that you can't join us in in our famous trap house.

You're coming here from the stew but I've been you know I gotta I gotta address something right off the bat here

So we got Charles Austin the empressario of Pixar's sodas right before we started recording Charles told, what beverage did you choose to get for yourself?

Uh-oh, I knew there's going to be controversy here. I've got a Waterloo sparkling water blackberry lemonade.

Wow, it's just, I don't believe in anything anymore, but just listeners, what are we got here? Yeah, that's right.

Oh my God, the real deal.

See, here's the thing. You can't mix business and pleasure, right?

If my business is so does, then my pleasure has to be sparkling water.

You can't use the stuff. You know, it's like dealing drugs too.

If you're a purveyor of this stuff, you can't touch it yourself, right?

Never get thirsty on your own supply. Yeah, if I saw my kids drinking soda, I would send them to one of those wilderness programs where guys who got kicked out of the

Marines sort of like yell molest them.

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