The Oh, I'm going to be is a joke.

I'm going to be a problem.

I'm a problem with a business.

All I'm going to be a joke.

I always want to be a joke. I was on the subject of the fact that you can only find corded headphones in airports.

I can't wait until airlines and airplanes incorporate Bluetooth into each of the seats. I can't wait for the Boeing SuperMax to have Bluetooth enabled headphones.

That should be fun. I'd love to watch Guardians of the Galaxy Part 3 as I take a nose dive into the North Atlantic.

But here we are.

It's Monday, March 11th, Wilmenaker, Felix Peterman, Amber Frost, Gotchapo, coming at you and of course to begin on this Monday you know I'm gonna have to do a little Oscars recap

Did I feel like I know you didn't watch the Oscars but Amber did you watch the Oscars last night?

I did not. I know that everyone is mad at the biggest Jew of all jewelry that made the most Jewish

fucking movie in the world,

and now he's an anti-Semite,

because that's basically like the recap that I have.

Can I, Felix, can I get you to refute your Judaism on today's show or have you not seen the zone of interest?

Uh, what do you think?

I mean, I, like, you know, I agree with the message of the movie, unless it's saying, you know I agree with the message of the movie unless it's saying you know that we should do zone of interest in which case I'm against it

I want to congratulate the winner of last night's Oscars, Dan Quinn and Treba Sampol, for their film,

The Violin and Apology to all women?

There's going to be a sequel I think called Double Digits.

No, I mean I saw what the guy said and it's like it was pretty tame.

All our choices were made to reflect and confront us in the present.

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