813 - Harland VOTES. Crazy SEX story. Harland's NEW TV show.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Harland shares his first vote with listeners. A crazy, hairy SEX story. Harland talks about his new star studded TV show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the Highland Highway. How are you today, my funny little furry friends?
0:06.7	Oh, speaking of funny little furry friends, I'm going to be telling you about my new animated series on Netflix that premieres tomorrow.
0:19.0	Yeah, I'm going to tell you where you can find it, how you can find it, what it's all about.
0:23.0	Oh my God, wait here the cast members in this new show.
0:28.0	That's gonna be great.
0:28.9	So we're gonna do that.
0:30.6	Then also, I'm to be doing my voting yes I'm going to be live on the air I'm
0:37.8	going to open my voting package I I did the early voting thing via the mail and I've never voted before.
0:45.8	I'm going to open it and share with you the experience and I'm, oh, it's going to be fun.
0:51.8	Elections, elections, elections, elections. I don't know if you're voting, but I sure am.
0:56.1	I'm going to be doing it with you. And then also a crazy news story, man. This involves, okay, okay sex we all love sex we all love the
1:06.2	outdoors we all love grunting and groaning we all love hair but what if it all
1:12.3	happens in the wrong place and goes sideways and
1:15.3	backwards and upside down? Yeah, wait till you hear today's crazy news story.
1:20.1	It's going to be fun, it's going to be sexy. It always is because this is the Harlan Highway What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:34.0	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:37.0	What you're talking about words?
1:38.0	Son, you got a panty on your head.
1:40.0	Shut up and sit on you big bald fuck.
1:42.0	Oh God, what's happening?
1:44.0	What's happened?
1:45.0	Hey Harlan, it's Shelley.
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