812 - FINAL chapter of Harland's short story. Radio clips. 911 gone wrong

The Harland Highway

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4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2016

⏱️ 57 minutes

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The final segment of Harland's short story. Crazy 911 calls. Harland on morning radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well hello everybody why don't y'all mosey on up here and settle yourself down and listen to my podcast
0:07.2	The Harland Highway Podcast that is hey everybody Harland Williams here
0:13.0	Welcome to the show.
0:14.2	I certainly hope you're doing groavy today.
0:16.8	We're gonna make you groovy, I think.
0:20.4	What a show today.
0:21.4	We're gonna play the final chapter of my short story, the Gardenhose Time Machine.
0:27.6	We wrap it all up today. The conclusion of my crazy short story, I hope you enjoy it.
0:35.2	That'll be towards the end of the show.
0:37.2	Also a crazy news story.
0:39.6	Have you ever dialed 911?
0:42.4	Well, imagine dialing 911 and it just goes, hey wire, wait till you hear this crazy news
0:49.6	story.
0:50.6	It is not, it is not pretty. It is not something you want to have happened to you.
0:55.0	Also we're going to play another funny segment of me doing
1:00.0	the morning radio junket on my stand-up comedy tour I recorded myself in studio
1:07.4	yucking it up with the morning DJ's and we had a lot of laughs we make up stuff
1:12.3	right on the spot and I thought you guys might enjoy the
1:16.6	laughter and the comedy so we're gonna play another segment of that it's a great
1:21.2	show thanks for being here let's get it go and put your
1:24.3	helmet on ladies and gentlemen. This is the Harlan Highway.
1:29.4	Where am I? What is this some kind of a joke or something?
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