You can tell our friends, and then you'd have my things when we're dead.

But we don't have forever, forever, forever, forever.

Coach, I'm gay.

Mom, I'm transgender.

In a shocking admission to the grave from his parents.

Her mind's been through a lot.

He beats stuttering, he's gay, he's transgender.

Well, you didn't see, but at the beginning of the thing, he said,

this is my impression of Danny.

He said, he said, out there, he goes,

I know there's been a lot going on in the world,

but I had lunch with this ex-stock trader, Danny Paul's Chuck.

And this is how he sounded.

And then you didn't finish, he said, grandma, I'm fat.

Coach, I'm gay.

That's, that's Joe Biden, the fucking White House cafeteria,

being like, sir, I just served the food.

There's, he goes, no, I'm, Mr. President, I just served the food.

He's like, coach, I'm gay.

He goes, you know, you're talking to the press, not your coach.

Sort of shocking news before we even get really to into it,

something very disturbing.

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