81: #081 The Artificial Xmas Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

It's Christmas Eve and the team have managed to squeeze in one last session for 2022 - and despite Buttons trying to make this issue edit free to get it out for Christmas day... somehow edits became the main feature! In here we have for you a Cryptid Christmas Carol which sees Sasquatch Clause wreaking havoc. There's a UOP with a WWI Rocket up his de-militarised zone, nativity cows escaping down a river, a baby Nessie on a beach, a couple of bullsh*t ghosts trying to get into Cryptid Buzz, a pay-it-forward beer sponsorship scheme as well as a winning lottery number time-travelling intuition broadcast scheme. Oh, and almost forgot - an AI chatbot writes us a full movie script (complete with predictive movie posters) where we save the future with some Cryptid 'Factor'. Happy Holidays!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Reese Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Crypto. You better watch out. You better not cry. You'll probably die. I'm telling you why.
0:53.6	Cascuatch Clause is coming
0:55.7	to town
0:57.2	He knows when you've been listening
1:00.9	He knows when you're awake
1:03.2	So tune into the cryptid factor
1:06.3	Now for goodness sake
1:08.4	Oh everybody
1:10.0	You better watch out.
1:12.0	You better not cry.
1:13.5	You'll probably die.
1:15.1	I'm telling you why.
1:16.9	Sasquatch Clause is coming to town.
1:22.4	Run!
1:27.4	R! That's a movie. no no no no no no no no run
1:29.4	that's a movie
1:31.6	I am watching
1:32.9	such a movie
1:34.3	waiting to happen
1:35.3	I need to open
1:36.5	with the MGM
	...

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