80: #080 The Irreversible Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Well here we go again! This epically long 80th episode sees the Intro become an outro, Buttons Theory Time become a right royal tea-bagging, there’s a creepy UFV and a USV, Deadpool is busy killing fish, there’s a reincarnated octopus as a football fortune-telling ferret, there’s a hunt for a big bird, Jeremy the Sasquatch ghost clown has been spotted, Vocalisations makes a comeback… then there’s the christian rock-band and Bigfoot 911 call remix! Oh, and apparently Dan has a book out called ‘The Theory of Everything Else’ that he’s like you to subtly know about… Enjoy!
Music credit - Glorybox - Sonic Ocean

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Reese Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Crypto. Well, paint me turquoise and dip me in the ocean till I disappear from view.
0:54.9	Not only am I here, but so are you.
0:57.9	We're back.
0:59.1	Wow.
1:00.8	That was the Crypt Infectus version of roses are red, violins are blue.
1:09.4	Turquoise, I wasn't expecting turquoise given...
1:11.6	Listener, Rhys wrote that just as the theme tune was playing.
1:16.8	As it was playing.
1:17.8	I literally had however long that was.
1:19.9	And I was halfway.
1:21.1	I mean, honestly, I was halfway through it.
1:23.1	And that's why I was thinking, wow, now where can this go?
1:26.4	And then the theme tune ran out.
1:28.8	So that was it.
1:30.1	But also I had that there.
1:32.8	Oh, wow.
1:33.5	I'm just putting it up to the screen.
1:35.1	That's good.
1:35.9	And I said, you know, I disappear from view.
1:38.0	And then I put two legends, which I was, because I was going to bring you guys into it.
1:41.6	But then I just ran out of time unfortunately so I just wanted to show that you were
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