800 - Puzzle Palace (1/22/24)

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🗓️ 23 January 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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EDIT: Original file of this episode contained some muted audio clips. File is now fixed, redownload to correct. We start off today’s episode with a farewell to the DeSantis campaign as the Never Back Down PAC backs down, and dedicates its last days to puzzling through Iowa to the Moon Palace Retreat. We discuss Biden’s general lack of a coherent position going into this long, long general campaign, and how it’s leaving his would-be defenders in the lurch. BUT, for the main thrust of this ep, we celebrate one man: The Beekeeper. Because when the hive is threatened, when the Queen is producing faulty Offspring, then there’s one man you must call. To Bee or Not To Bee? To bee, bitch. Let’s keep some bees. Tickets to Talking Simpsons at SF Sketchfest on 1/24 here: https://sfsketchfest2024.sched.com/event/1VUtV/talking-simpsons

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0:00.0	The All I'm going to be is a jump.
0:23.0	Greetings friends, it's Chappo back once again on this Monday January 22nd.
0:38.4	It's me Amber and Chris today and I would just like to kick off today's episode I have one thing to set and that's this
0:46.9	Listen you can't sound the fucking
0:48.7	Trinity Godly bees in need keeping I'm gonna have a bit of that right up yeah it wasn't bears just the
0:54.9	fucking beekeeper. Oh I'm back again yes we yes I would eventually like to
1:01.5	talk about the beekeeper, the beets.
1:05.0	There's a lot going on in the world, but and chief among them, we got to protect the hive.
1:09.0	Protecting the hive is more important today than it's ever been, especially in an election year.
1:14.5	It's really what this election comes down to.
1:16.7	Who's going to protect the hive? And what happens when the hive has a queen that's
1:21.9	producing deficient offspring?
1:23.6	Yes, that's when you call in a beekeeper love.
1:26.5	I'll sort it right out.
1:28.6	I'll sort it right out.
1:29.8	So I have a, I thought about that, but look, there is an election going on we got the New Hampshire
1:34.3	primary coming up tomorrow Iowa caucus over but we I want to begin today's show by
1:40.6	acknowledging the end of Ron de Sanctimonious, help me Rhonda,
1:46.4	Meatball Ron, Rob DeSantis, whatever you want to call him,
1:50.4	the DeSantis campaign is no more.
1:52.8	And I guess I would like to sort of pause at this sort of melancholy and bittersweet moment.
1:58.8	Because this truly does mark the end of all fun in this presidential election. The end of anything funny
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