798 - Iowa Carcass feat. @ettingermentum (1/15/24)

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🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Well, here we are, Iowa Caucus day 2024. Considering we all took several points of permanent sanity damage this time 4 years ago, what’s insane this year is how on rails this whole thing is. Nonetheless, our elections correspondent Josh (@ettingermentum) returns to update us on the state of the races for 2024. We look at how Biden’s long-term hyper-commitment to Israel affects his chances, Trump’s advantages and disadvantages in his ‘24 campaign, the RFK Jr. of it all, and the race for #2 between the rest of the GOP candidates.. Find Josh’s newsletter here: https://www.ettingermentum.news/ Tickets to Talking Simpsons at SF Sketchfest on 1/24 here: https://sfsketchfest2024.sched.com/event/1VUtV/talking-simpsons

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0:00.0	The All I'm going to be is a joke.
0:24.0	But I'm a problem with
0:27.0	a problem with their great shows.
0:28.0	All I'm gonna be a jump
0:31.0	uh, but that's about it. I don't know if you count Alan Wake 2.
0:38.0	Oh, yeah, well, I don't, maybe we could have like a 10 minute segment segment I think that'd be fun but currently my ranking is I have Reagan at the bottom because he has
0:48.1	He nearly destroyed the video game industry Trump's second worst. I don't know who's in the middle but I know that Shrub is at the top.
0:56.0	Just for context because I start recording mid-sentence. This is ranking presidential
0:59.7	administrations by what video games came out under them. Yeah.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	Shrub obviously, like he has the benefit of his tenure, you know, running through the PS2.
1:11.0	But Obama is the end of Obama's first term the worst post Reagan.
1:19.2	Yeah, that Obama was what made me consider doing it by terms which is way more work but I think
1:25.1	Obama really has to be separated by the first and second term because the first is
1:28.7	nuts and the second is so bad. The second is like every bad AAA video game trend ever, every bad modern trend ever.
1:36.6	Every bad modern trend ever.
1:38.7	Like physics that make your character like slide across the floor for 50 feet.
1:45.0	Yeah, he was the assassin's creed, like the shitty assassin's creed president.
1:49.2	Yeah.
1:50.2	Correct me if I'm wrong though, but like during W Bush's tenure we got Grant Theft Auto Vice City and
1:56.4	HALO Combat Evolve.
1:57.8	All the HALO.
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