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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real, but it is a proud drone in the Earwolf podcast hive.
0:11.3	And it continues to be sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:14.5	I know there was some vague displeasure last week over my not disclosing the address by
0:18.5	which you can send presents to Arnie and the gang, and far be it for me to anger our
0:23.2	fan base.
0:24.5	So to send trinkets and workplace branded shirts that will get your employer lots of highly
0:29.5	prized buzz, send them to Cards Against Humanity 1917 North Elston, Chicago, Illinois,
0:36.2	60642.
0:37.7	Care of Arnie and E. Camp, Vermillion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Food.
0:42.3	Enjoy the show.
0:59.5	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:06.9	A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.
1:09.4	I'm your host Arnie and E. Camp.
1:10.7	If you've never listened to the podcast before, it's okay, but here's what you need to
1:14.4	know.
1:15.4	A year and a half ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago
1:19.5	into the fantastical, magical land of food.
1:22.1	It's kind of like Narnia or Middle Earth.
1:24.4	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through that dimensional
1:29.2	rift.
1:30.2	And I use that to upload a podcast that I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermillion
1:34.3	Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of food.
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