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I don't know what. Do you know? Do you want to do that again? I don't think you could do that again. Can you even remember what you did? Is this all just a fugue state for you? Do you even know that you do a podcast? You're like in severance. But your job is that you just, your memory just gets wiped every time you come into the podcast studio. I honestly, for me,

microphone.

It's so...

Thank you. your memory just gets wiped every time you come into the podcast studio.

I honestly, for me,

microphone.

It's so,

do you know what I was about to say?

I was about to say that it's lucky that I found podcasting because it's my life's calling.

Right.

Whilst holding the microphone away from your mouth.

Yeah.

You're a natural.

You're a savant. Chatting bollocks and making silly noises. No, You're a natural. You're a savant.

Chatting bollocks and making silly noises.

No, chatting bollocks is your life calling.

Yes.

Yeah.

Putting it on a recorded medium and the technical prowess that entails.

That's slightly different.

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