Welcome to the screen rot podcast. The podcast, we discussed the weirdest and worst content that's been rot on our screens and indeed our minds. A big, bigotty ups to everyone who subscribes on Apple, Spotify or YouTube. Doing us a massive favour if you do any of those things. Reviews are nice as well. Big shout out to the people who paid for this podcast. The Patrons, the Freemasons on three 99 a month. They're getting an extra episode just like this every single bloody week. Imagine this, but double for less than a pound a week. Crazy. The Illuminati 599 a month, all of that, plus access to a really deranged group chat and a lovely hat on their head and priority access to tickets for live events, which we're going to talk about in a moment. A big shout out to Eugene, who runs our Twitter, YouTube shorts and TikTok. He's sent by God, I do believe, and a big wink and a kiss. To the ladies and the homosexuals who listen, who are some of the most gorgeous and indeed sexy ladies and homosexuals in the United Kingdom. I usually only shout out the homosexuals on the patron side of things that can have an extra kiss this week.

I'm here with Jake Farrell.

We're going on tour.

We're going on tour!

Now, when you're listening to this,

we will have already announced that we are going on tour.

I've got my calendar in front of me.

This will be coming out on the 25th of March for patrons.

We announced the tour on the 21st last Friday. So if you're a

Patreon, tickets go on sale tomorrow. Wednesday, the 26th for the Illuminati, top tier. Day after

that, the Freemasons, the second tier. Day after that, Fridayiday the 28th so if you're a non-patron

you'll be hearing this on thursday which means tomorrow you get a bite of the cherry uh tickets

if there's any left who admin he's hard who would have thought when we first started this grotty

little podcast in your spare room that's's right. Mango, a kitten at that

point. She still is, man. She's a young mum. She's a young mom. She's a young mom. She's still fit.

She's still sexy. Yeah. I've confessed for having a sex dream about her while she gave birth

next to me. Yes. What a time to be alive. We would be going all over the UK, all over these

fair aisles to even up to Scotland.

Even up to see the scotch.

The good bit of Scotland, though.

What's the bad bit of Scotland?

Edinburgh.

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