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Check it out of brusch.com. That's B-R-U-U-S-H.com. And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. Hello, everyone. I am Christopher Titus. Advis, is the Armageddon update. Today, I am going to let you know how I have gotten through the Armageddon that was the last five years in America. Love! That's right. I know this isn't what you expected, but here we go.

Rachel Bradley Titus, my lovely wife for eight years as of today, is what poems, sonnets,

and quests are inspired by. I've told her for years, babe, you are the kind of woman.

Ancient wars were fought over, because you know she'd be fine. We've been married

for eight years and together for 16. Those 16 years to me, I felt like two. To her, I'm sure it

felt like nine, but I'll still take that. Sex is easy, people, love is rare. In my first marriage,

both were impossible. But meeting Rachel pushed me off a cliff

and I took an incredible plunge into an all-encompassing, hard exploding love never experienced.

Rachel! And I still have trouble trusting that. Thanks, Mom and Dad. I can't believe I'm so blessed to be contractually obligated to this smart, funny, snarky, caring,

and stunningly beautiful woman.

My favorite part of her is her sense of humor.

And that divot right below her hips where she...

Sorry.

My most hated part of her is her sense of humor when it's directed at me.

But even then, I am lucky to have her focused on me while she makes fun of my giant skull.

You big head it.

I got a big head.

That never gets old, babe.

Keep it up.

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