Hello beautiful human beings of the internet. I'm Lauren Elizabeth and yes you guessed it.

Someone decided to leaf blow the fucking parking lot next to my house.

This might actually be what sets me over the goddamn edge today. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

All right guys, this might be the band of minds' assistance and that it wasn't even the mood

that I was planning on today but this guy is not stopping and it is actually the most

annoyingly flower in the entire world. I tested the audio. I don't believe you can hear it

and he keeps stopping and going and if I focus on it any longer and keep practicing ASMR

on this microphone any longer I might actually need to be admitted to his i-gword and that is

already something that has always been on my horizon and I'm not ready for it to happen before

the end of 2019. So here we are really quickly before we jump into talking about more things that

don't matter. I'm doing a little custom jewelry piece because you know I get like P.R. emails

and stuff and I found this really cool one that has like Roman numerals numbers on it. I'll link it

once I get it on Instagram. I was like you know as you guys know like Cameron and I don't really

have an anniversary because we were friends and then he took forever to ask me to be his girlfriend

and then we never really remember the date and I'm always like listen I'd put up with you like

not being able to admit that I was your girlfriend for a few months so I like to pretend that our

anniversary is in December when we first crossed the friendship line aka we slept in bed together

and did adult things. So I thought I would be really funny to put on this ring that night

so I went back in my calendar mother effort. Now I'm in oh here we go. December 2016 and that would

be the 29th because I'm a Google calendar it said I had a flight on the 30th which means that we

oh wait hold on no no no okay December 16th I was wondering why I had to sugar wax in a soul

cycle the next day as if I would ever do that when I'm home for the holidays so basically December 15th

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