Welcome back to Holly Randall and Filtered. I do want to warn you guys that this

next podcast is a pretty shitty one and by shitty I mean that we talk about poop quite a bit in a very funny way

My guest is Latina superstar Missy Martinez and if you don't want to hear us talk about poop or prolapsed anuses,

you may want to skip this one.

But if you have a juvenile sense of humor like I do,

then I think you're really going to love this podcast.

So without further ado, do-do-do, here's Missy Martinez. He knows. Hey everybody. Hey everybody.

Hey everybody what's up.

What's up today? I have a very special guest. I have the lovely Missy Martinez here and I am super excited. I've been trying to think of like other adjectives because I feel like with the beginning of every podcast. I'm like, I'm super excited. I'm thrilled. I'm like, I'm super excited super excited I am thrilled I can't wait and so I was trying to think of a new one but I couldn't think of one but I am very excited

to have you here today. Am I the first Mexican? Well, I had my assistant's half Mexican and she was on one of my shows so I...

But otherwise, yes, I think so.

So yes.

I'll take the first. Groundbreaking. You're breaking ground. I am. There's never been a Mexican on a podcast before.

I had trouble getting in the building though.

Yeah, really? They're like, why are you here? The cleaning lady already came.

Well, thank you for coming. I really want to say welcome in Spanish, but I suddenly am terrified

I'm going to mispronounce it. Isn't it? I like Bienvienos or something like that. I don't speak Spanish on the one.

Oh, really? Oh Oh so I could totally fuck

shit up and you would have no idea. I would have no idea. I think. Yeah,

bienvenido. Bienvenido. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm a podcast. Or is that

congratulation? No, that's Felicidaciones is. No, it's felica ones, is.

No, it's felicit dyes, I think.

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