Good old life.

That's so exactly how I didn't want to start the show.

It's the worst.

Life can suck pretty hard.

How's it going, Kristen?

It's fine.

We're just talking about guy problems.

And, you know, it's like everything for me i feel like is so close but so

out of reach yeah that's everything for me in life as well yeah like the dude that i like so close yet

so far the job that i want like doing corolla every single day i'm the fill in so close yet so

far it's just like everything I want.

And last night I went out with a friend and I basically was like, you know what?

I think I need to go back to church so that God's back on my side so that I can get this shit.

Do you want to know that I was actually thinking something similar recently?

I was like, you know what?

I actually get Scientology now.

I've always been like, oh, no, you're scaring me. Scientology is like so crazy and weird.

And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

It's about feeling like you fucking belong somewhere and that you have like the support

system and you have something to believe in.

Right, but it's all an illusion.

It is, but so it was church.

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