Now, are all the traitors present?

Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Poor climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now. Hello, I'm Russell Howard, and this is Wonderbox.

A Wonderbox is a place where you keep the things that remind you of the stuff you adore.

So I thought it would be cool to do a podcast where I ask some people what they put in their

Wonderbox and have a chat about the most amazing moments of their lives.

My guest this week is one of Britain's biggest comedians.

He starred in fresh meat, bad education, travels with my father.

You know it is. This is Jack Whitel's Wonderbox. So, I'm here with the fantastic Jack Whitehall. I'm Russell Howard. My producer, Dan Atkinson, you might be able to hear. Hello. Can you hear? Hello, can we hear that? Yes. Yeah, there you go. Normally this is face-to-face, but you've been through a pretty life-changing moment. You've just had your first baby. Congratulations, mate. Yeah, thank you very much. I didn't want you to see me face-to-face. I wanted to do this in darkness preferably. Right. But the camera has to be on, and you can see my haggard face the thousand yards there well it's

the only clean t-shirt i have left in my wardrobe really so what we what is is she favoring

vomit piss or shit really chanda oh okay there's a lot of it there's a lot of everybody fluid

she is her daddy's boy there you you go. She loves to chunder everyone.

Are there certain shirts that you would not go near her wearing? I'm really depressed by how

quickly I gave up. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. It was in with like the first couple of days. I was like,

well I guess this is my life now. Right. Yeah, yeah. There was no like, I was just like, I'll just not shout out. I went and played Fibiside football, and I was

still wearing a shirt that had been bombeted on because I was like, oh, it's going to get sweaty anyway. Yeah. And then I got quite close to some people when I was marking the corner kick, And I could see them cowering away.

It was quite a good tactic.

Now here's a question.

When you scored, or if you scored five a side, did you do the Babetto shuffle?

I did.

Good lad. Good lad. But I hadn't told enough other people that I just had a big one. So no one was aware of it. So it was a solo Babetto, which is a bit tragic. Yeah. I feel for women because they don't have that. Like to my knowledge, I don't think there's sort of a sport where there's a well-known celebration.

Yeah.

I'd also push quite hard in the delivery because probably wanted us to use classical music to put her at ease.

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