7. John Oliver
Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things
Avalon
4.5 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now, are all the traitors present? |
| 0:27.7 | Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Poor climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now. Hello, Russell Howard here. |
| 0:29.2 | Right now, I'm in America on tour, and while I'm here, I thought it would be a good idea to record some special episodes of Wonderbox with comedians who rarely come to Britain. |
| 0:37.4 | In case it's your first time listening, a wonderbox is a place to keep things that remind you of all the best things from your life. |
| 0:43.3 | So that's what this is. Me and a guest talking about the things that make them happy. |
| 0:47.3 | My guest is a British comic who managed to break America. |
| 0:51.3 | He's the host of HBO's last week tonight with John Oliver. As you probably guessed, |
| 0:55.2 | this is John Oliver's Wonderbox. |
| 1:00.4 | Hey, John, welcome. |
| 1:01.8 | There you go. |
| 1:02.2 | That's upbeat. |
| 1:03.2 | Welcome, John Oliver. |
| 1:04.8 | That is the kind of upbeat tone of voice |
| 1:07.6 | that truly welcomes another human being. |
| 1:09.3 | Have you changed? |
| 1:09.9 | Did you come to America? |
| 1:45.0 | Because you hugged me in the corridor. I did. That wouldn't have happened 10 years ago. And you're wearing cologne now. I'm not wearing a cologne. I've had a shower. But that is also a change. I've washed. That's what I've done. I regularly do you do, you do you do that every day? I might not have. Do you think I wouldn't have hugged you? I guess I probably wouldn't. No. I was very physically shut down. I think now I'm open to a hug if, and only if, I haven't seen the person for half a decade or more. Fair. Yeah, you can't do it. If I'm seeing you every day, no. Leave for five years. |
| 1:45.3 | Sure. |
| 1:47.3 | Then I'll hug you on the way back once. |
| 1:48.7 | Then we restart the clock. |
| 1:49.3 | Okay. |
| 1:52.9 | So if I see you next week, you'll get a firm handshake. |
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