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🗓️ 8 August 2025
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0:00.0 | At Matalan, the big summer sale is on. |
0:03.4 | Get up to 50% off across women's men's and kid styles plus homeware too. |
0:08.5 | It's the perfect time to fill your basket with this season's favorites. |
0:12.9 | Head to your nearest store today or shop the sale online at matelan.com. |
0:17.8 | UK. |
0:18.7 | Teas and C's apply. |
0:20.1 | So I do, uh, Chloe's on this medicine. She got to take for her, you know, trying to get her to live her numbers down. Yeah. I'm, I'm taking some too. Yeah. I'm just going to, I just take one for you, one for me. You might need a little larger dose than the 12-pound dog. She's like every freaking dog, finicky, whatever. I don't want to eat, like, you know, won't eat her pill pockets and getting her to eat half a pill is a pain of ass. It's like one pill is twice a day, like every 12 hours. Apparently, I came up with a genius delivery system. Let me know know in a second i'll tell you mine i'll tell |
0:54.4 | what i had to do yesterday and then my other one is every 24 hours so like i'd so when i get off the air i usually try to give her the one 24 hour one and try to i try to give her the 12 hour one in the morning sometime and she ain't having it so i was so pissed off and said what are we gonna do this is like this is like one o'clock yesterday afternoon. So, you know, I do. I just hop in a car, put her in the car, and we drive through Wendy's. I get a double cheeseburger. And boy, I had to take one bite out of it, though, Nick, because that thing is so good. God, oh. You were going to give her an entire double cheeseburger? No, no, no, no. |
1:28.0 | I'm saving it in the fridge for other feeds for the next day or show. You can buy more than one burger at a time. I know. But apparently just sitting there in a car, reaching into a juicy, warm cheeseburger and putting the pill into it, that solved it. She woofed it right away. So I might have to do that again today. |
1:26.5 | I've wrapped dog pills. |
1:27.7 | Well, get one for yourself I've wrapped them in like pieces of lunch meat or something I'll do that and then the dog goes but don't turn the nose away and then spits the pill out oh really like you you son of a bitch all right the pill pockets are good if they're really in the mood for peanut butter or something like that. |
2:02.7 | It's a peanut butter pill pocket. |
2:03.8 | Then her nose turns up on that thing. |
2:05.8 | Here's what you do. |
2:06.9 | You get yourself a bag of cheese curds. |
2:09.1 | Right. |
2:09.5 | You pop a couple of cheese curds in the microwave for maybe six seconds or so. |
2:13.3 | And then you just stuff the pill into the milty cheese curd. |
2:17.0 | Does your dog always eat cheese or do they turn the nose away sometimes? |
2:20.8 | My dog will love everything, but turn her nose away at everything too. |
2:24.1 | They've never turned it down, and a lot of times they could sniff the pill. |
2:27.5 | So no, the cheese curd. |
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