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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

8.3 Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Act 3

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Books, Arts

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

In an alternate timeline, The Scorpion King teams up with Granger, Weasley, and Severus to set things right. Back in the real world, McGonagall flies off the handle about irresponsible time turner usage and Albus considers getting a matching mark to Delphi. Listen to this podcast if you have a "spare" moment! For Voldemort and Valor!

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0:00.0

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Act 3

0:04.3

May I have your attention please

0:09.3

May I have your attention please May I have your attention please?

0:17.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.

0:20.0

Were the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters are fine, but not the Vickers will the real Weird

0:24.9

Sisters please stand up please stand up please stand up.

0:28.8

Hi and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters.

0:32.4

I'm Martha and I'm

0:33.7

I'm Martha and I'm Alice and today we're here to talk about Act 3 of Harry Potter and the

0:38.5

cursed child Alice how are you doing this week?

0:41.2

I'm good a King for Voldemort and Valor for

0:46.6

Voldemort and Valor. Our new catchphrase on this podcast we we have actually, we are in a new timeline and we are celebrating

0:56.0

Voldemort Day, we are going to the bloodball.

0:59.2

Nobody's asked me to the bloodball yet, Alice.. So disgusting I hate that name. Blood ball yeah what

1:06.7

about it what about it do you not like? Well okay first of all I don't like

1:10.5

that it's called the blood ball second of all I don't like that it's called the blood ball. Second of all, I don't like that it's called the blood ball.

1:14.7

Oh, okay.

1:15.8

Okay, yeah, thank you for clearing that up,

1:17.5

because I was wondering what about it you didn't like,

1:19.7

and now you've explained.

1:20.9

I don't like these names because they're very un imaginative.

1:24.6

Let's put it that way.

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